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I was right in the middle of a f***ing reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.


Anti facial recognition clothing  makes use of prints that contain human-like features, diverting the attention of the software from the real face to multiple false faces. This garments are not only functional as privacy-protecting tools — they can also make a bold aesthetic statements.

Crafted from 95% recycled polyester, it combines sustainability with style. Soft both inside and out, this unisex hoodie offers a relaxed fit with drop shoulders. Plus, it’s designed to last, keeping you cozy and fashionable for years to come.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and brushed fleece inside
• Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders
• Double-lined hood
• Moon patch on the inside of the back
• Tear-away care label
• Self-fabric collar and cuffs
• Premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details
• The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100
• Blank product components sourced from China and the USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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  • Facial recognition is a tool that uses so-called “computer vision” technology to identify patterns. Sometimes it’s just recognizing that there is a human face in an image, but it can be trained on the contours of individual faces to spot specific people as well.

    This stylish hoodie features patterns specially designed to distract or confuse the image recognition software, leaving you to go about your business undetectab